A Fan of Many...Stuf

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iloveherthatwomanin12b:

Arab Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

26 minutes ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

itscolossal:

Hu Shaoming’s Mechanical Sculptures of Time and Civilization

26 minutes ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

1 hour ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

worriedaboutblank:

rulani:

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 151/2

welp

whispers desperately to myself “I am an adult”

And the cycle begins anew.

2 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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leseanthomas:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid… W/ Jerry Purpdrank #childhood

OMG.

3 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

mypocketshurt90:

camwyn:

spoken-not-written:

who-lligan:

artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?

yes

yep. I remember it being like this.

haven’t worn my glasses in a while.  i’ll have to see how weird i can look taking them on and off in public.

3 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
3 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
3 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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moonlightmiracle:

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

Omg.

3 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.
3 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

fireandwonder:

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

No. 

Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

3 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

3 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
3 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin. ⇢

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

3 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Peace is over. It’s time for war

4 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE